hey, you guys remember that story i posted yesterday?

well I was (shamefully) looking at my crush’s facebook page on my lunchbreak today and I swear to god as soon as I went to their profile my thumb accidentally hit the ‘message’ button and it opened up a new message to them and I had a fucking vietnam flashback about it.

Anxiety at its finest

So I pretty much don’t post anything on here any more, and even if/when I do I kind of doubt anyone is interested, however I had a funny story and realised there’s no way I could post it on FB, but I can totally post it here.

If you’ve ever been curious how anxiety works, I think this is a fine example of it. 

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I hate crushes.

So for those of you who are interested on an update on my ass (obv. toomuchhorrorbusinessiii was first in line to sign up for this newsletter), I’ve done 15 squats today so far. Haven’t hurt myself yet. Although that just makes me worry I’m not doing them correctly. But I guess that’s better than not being able to walk from doing one.

At a complete loss. I want to crawl into a hole right now. And stay there forever.

Been walking and exercising more lately, and in particular I wanted to try and get in better shape for my Halloween costume for a couple of reasons, the least silly of which being that what I have to wear is not kind to my thighs and ass. So I thought what the hell, I’m going to try that 30 day squat challenge thing. At the very least, I’m going to do squats.

So i look up how to do a squat properly.

And then I try a squat.

1 squat.

That was last night and I still can’t remember how to walk.


#cat #halloween #pumpkin


#cat #halloween #pumpkin

I think I’ve spammed my FB friends with this enough, time to spam my Tumblr friends…

This is my friends’ band from Cincinnati. They are amazing and I can’t say enough good things about them. The music is great, this video is great, and they put on a kickass show. 

They describe themselves as theatrical, rock-opera style indie…it sounds vaguely Phantom of the Paradise-ish to me, which only makes them awesomer!

Definitely check it out if you get a chance. I don’t know if any of my followers are near the Cinci area, but if you are, definitely go out to one of their shows!


Here’s some more kindness and heroism to make sure you have faith in humanity. :)

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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?


not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

they were real dinosaurs tbh

Once again, modern movies have NO reason to have such terrible effects, when we had this 20 years ago. 


RIP Robin Williams ( July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)