"I adore lemurs. They’re extremely gentle, well-mannered, pretty, and yet great fun. I should have married one."
John Cleese covered in lemurs. Yeah alright.
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
the disclaimer though
reblogging again because I actually read the disclaimer this time…
AKA ITS JUST TUMBLR EVERYBODY CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Sometimes I feel like the only thing keeping me from accomplishing my dreams in life is the fact that I need support from people who don’t realize they are inadvertently hindering me from accomplishing my dreams.
Confidence would be nice at this point.
There’s no where else I can post this without inevitably offending people I’d rather not offend, But I think it’s ridiculous and arrogant any time a local and charges 10 bucks for a ticket to their show. It’s not always the band…sometimes it’s the promoter, the venue, etc. But either way, 10 dollars is offensive. You think just because I’m NOT in a band, clearly that means I HAVE money? I mean that’s 20 bucks for me and my bf to attend. More importantly, if a venue is charging 5 bucks, that usually means the band gets all the money, minus a total (like the first 20 goes to the venue, the rest goes to the band). a 10 buck cover usually means the venue is getting most of it. Shameful.
Listen parents, I love you, but the fact that you insist on driving the car that I drive to work, anytime you have to do anything, is getting to be a pain in my ass. I fill up the car with gas, I budget enough money to fill up one tank which lasts me from one paycheck to the next. Now I spent 200 bucks on a fucking christmas gift for you assholes so forgive me if I am a little low on extra money to refill my tank after you drive like a maniac to Home Depot or Kroger 900 times.
Why is it so hard to understand I just want a job that pays a lot that I enjoy where I can art and just have art and be art and involve music and wear my hair in rainbow colours and make jokes without offending people and rub my face in a cats belly every once in awhile is that so much to ask?
This is kinda creepy yet amazing….
GET BACK TO WORK
Every day at the office for me.