So for those of you who are interested on an update on my ass (obv. toomuchhorrorbusinessiii was first in line to sign up for this newsletter), I’ve done 15 squats today so far. Haven’t hurt myself yet. Although that just makes me worry I’m not doing them correctly. But I guess that’s better than not being able to walk from doing one.

At a complete loss. I want to crawl into a hole right now. And stay there forever.

Been walking and exercising more lately, and in particular I wanted to try and get in better shape for my Halloween costume for a couple of reasons, the least silly of which being that what I have to wear is not kind to my thighs and ass. So I thought what the hell, I’m going to try that 30 day squat challenge thing. At the very least, I’m going to do squats.

So i look up how to do a squat properly.

And then I try a squat.

1 squat.

That was last night and I still can’t remember how to walk.


#cat #halloween #pumpkin


#cat #halloween #pumpkin

I think I’ve spammed my FB friends with this enough, time to spam my Tumblr friends…

This is my friends’ band from Cincinnati. They are amazing and I can’t say enough good things about them. The music is great, this video is great, and they put on a kickass show. 

They describe themselves as theatrical, rock-opera style indie…it sounds vaguely Phantom of the Paradise-ish to me, which only makes them awesomer!

Definitely check it out if you get a chance. I don’t know if any of my followers are near the Cinci area, but if you are, definitely go out to one of their shows!


Here’s some more kindness and heroism to make sure you have faith in humanity. :)

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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?


not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

they were real dinosaurs tbh

Once again, modern movies have NO reason to have such terrible effects, when we had this 20 years ago. 


RIP Robin Williams ( July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)


"I adore lemurs. They’re extremely gentle, well-mannered, pretty, and yet great fun. I should have married one."

John Cleese covered in lemurs. Yeah alright.




I’ve been waiting for this post all my life 

the disclaimer though

reblogging again because I actually read the disclaimer this time…


Sometimes I feel like the only thing keeping me from accomplishing my dreams in life is the fact that I need support from people who don’t realize they are inadvertently hindering me from accomplishing my dreams.

Confidence would be nice at this point.

There’s no where else I can post this without inevitably offending people I’d rather not offend, But I think it’s ridiculous and arrogant any time a local  and charges 10 bucks for a ticket to their show. It’s not always the band…sometimes it’s the promoter, the venue, etc. But either way, 10 dollars is offensive. You think just because I’m NOT in a band, clearly that means I HAVE money? I mean that’s 20 bucks for me and my bf to attend. More importantly, if a venue is charging 5 bucks, that usually means the band gets all the money, minus a total (like the first 20 goes to the venue, the rest goes to the band). a 10 buck cover usually means the venue is getting most of it. Shameful.