indiana Jones cards by Adam Hughes
Norm MacDonald for Maxim, 1998
I feel like it’s the least I deserve.
Avengers Phase 1 Box Set
You guys don’t understand. Not even a little. I have saved ALL my gift cards to be able to afford this and IT WILL BE MINE. OH YES, IT WILL BE MINE.
I’m actually surprised it’s as cheap as it is. I’m still trying to justify buying it… but I have a show this weekend, and if I make at least $50 profit from it, I think I’ll take that as a sign to go for it. :)
THE ANGELS ARE SINGING TO ME.
Its like an evolution 0.o
In which Tim Burton has just been directing one long movie this entire time.
but the movies have come out in the reverse order
“every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end…but not necessarily in that order”
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
THIS IS GREAT
Excuse me, but I have to go collect my exploded brain
That makes so much sense.
I actually gasped when reading this.
From the top:
Enterprise Phase Pistol, c. 2151
TOS Laser Pistol, c. 2255
TOS Phaser, Type 1, c. 2266
TOS Phaser, Type 2, c. 2266
TMP/ST II Phaser, Type 2, c. 2271-83
STV/STVI Assault Phaser, c. 2285
STTNG Phaser, Type 1 (“Cricket”), c. 2364
STTNG Phaser, Type 2, c. 2366
DS9/Voy Phaser, Type 2, c. 2372
ST09 Phaser, c. 2260
I know way too much about these things …
EDIT: I didn’t make these; they were released as toys or collector pieces between 1989 and 2010.
How to write lyrics for a song.
1. Pick a topic relevant to your interests.
2. Decide how you feel about said topic.
3. Find a clever way to phrase how you feel.
4. Use the fuck out of rhymezone.com and thesaurus.com to find interesting ways to elaborate on said feelings.
5. Take 6 months to a year to complete this.
6. Become too self-conscious to show these lyrics to anybody.